I think everyone does. Even happy people. They may not admit it to anyone, but I think they feel it. I think they close their eyes, or go for a run, or take a long shower, so that they can forget just for a second who they are and what they have to do day in and day out. Living is hard. And every day our feet get heavier and we pick up more baggage. So, we stop and take a breath, close our eyes, reset our minds. It’s natural. As long as you open your eyes and keep going.

Source: Faking It - Cora Carmack (via painthecityfromeartofear)

(Source: thewackospecialist)

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

ryancrobert:

The audience audibly cringed at Derrick answering with “Before” so he changed his answer to “After” UMMM????

They can’t hear the audience ya froot loop dingus.

Skillet on the stove is such a temptation, maybe I’ll be the lucky one who doesn’t get burned.

exohbianca:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

exohbianca:

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

peachesandpussy:

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

she’s the best though

(Source: nickimlnaj)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: greyscale-pictures)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: ksooeun8)

assassinationtipsforladies:

Every dudebro who says these women shouldn’t have taken private nude photos on themselves and then put them on a secure, private server if they didn’t want everyone in the world to see them should have to have every message they have ever sent on OKC dramatically read to their boss, mom, and granny